I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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