At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
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Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
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For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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