Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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