toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
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what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
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My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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