I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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