I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
So many bounce houses so little time
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
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I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
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At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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