My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
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My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
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All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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