GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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