We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
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I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
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i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
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