Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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