I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Randomize
