I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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