I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
just come out here and I will go home with you...
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Sober January is a disaster.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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