I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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