Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
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I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
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I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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