We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
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