is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!