So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
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My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
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Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.