Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
He called his prostate his "boner button".
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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