Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
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I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
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Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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