Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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