I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
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Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
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Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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