no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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