okay pat passed out under dana's car
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
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all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
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Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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