Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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