But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
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just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
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Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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