Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
At least life still wants to fuck me.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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