The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
He told me they were just razor bumps!
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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