try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
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Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
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Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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