Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
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no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
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I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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