For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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