Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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