you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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