Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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