The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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