You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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