i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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