I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
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the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
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oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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