So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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