please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
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Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
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He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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