Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Two words: blizzard sex
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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