i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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