He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
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Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
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Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
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