Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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