I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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