Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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