I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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