ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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