I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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