He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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