You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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