I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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