Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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