I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
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I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
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How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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